Toni Turner:
CLASS OF 1991
Evergreen High SchoolClass of 1991
Vancouver, WA
Toni's Story
Life
Okay, so this is the part when I'm supposed to make my life seem glamourous and tell you all that I'm not a street performer, workin' for change and beer. I left the cozy comfort of the 'Couve for big city livin'! New York? Nope. L.A.? Nuh-uh? Paris? Right. That's right--Seattle!! Yep....trailer park life is good though. Got a double wide this last year and you really get used to the drug trafficking and prostitution. Hey, we all have to have some sort of aspiration. Okay, so no - I actually live in my car.........I've been up here since 1992 and have been doing a little of this and a little of that.....something to keep life exciting, at least! I am not married as I enjoy the single life entirely too much!! Man, I don't even own...Expand for more
any pets..... My latest gig in life, of all things, is stand up comedy. Yeah....BIG shocker....I'm sure you're surprised by that one. (Saturday Night Live, here I come!!) On top of that, I am in sales. I do Inside Sales for a manufacturing company, dealing with people all around the US. My knack of talking pays off! I also do volunteer work in shelters downtown and am on the road to becoming one of those annoying "homeless advocate" people. Yep, you all HAD to know my little bleeding heart would go SOME place. So, being that most of you reading this are going--"What the....?!?", your mission, should you choose and care enough to accept it, is to figure out, what in my profile is real and what is just a figment of my own imagination. :)
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