Kenneth Trapani:  

KEN THE B------ (To the tune of The Ballad of Alfred Packer) Back in nineteen forty six at the end of World War Two A boy and girl fell in love and did what lovers do The girl, she had a baby. The boy did disappear' And the baby was adopted in December of that year. Mt name is Ken the B------, I was born in Abilene A little town in Texas, prettiest town you've ever seen (I stole that line) I never knew my momma and I never knew my dad The family that adopted me were the only kin I had I was raised up strict and proper, it's a fact I won't deny Mother beat me with a hairbrush if sh caught me in a lie Father had a razor strop on which he did rely And I never knew I was adopted till both of them did die My brother was an only child from the day that he was born I was sent away to camp, my security was shorn When I came home they all had moved to another place and town They even gave my dog away and said that he had d...Expand for more