Tyson Guess:
CLASS OF 1992
Coronado High SchoolClass of 1992
Scottsdale, AZ
Tyson's Story
after high school I earned my college degree through many a nights of co-ed mud wrestling. After beating Juana Hertya in overtime by smashing her face into an ice sculpture I took my prize money and invested in Gold...which basically tripled in no time and I was on my way to the peruvian jungle in search of the famed 'Golden Monkey Tea Set'. I figured it would catch a good price in the U.K. Along the way I met some natives who had a pretty lucrative business selling coffee. Coffee that was planted in the same field as their grade A medical Marijuana. Lets just say I can see why they didn't want me to leave...not that I ever wanted to because the coffee was incredible but I had other pressing matters to attend to. While sneaking out of the camp, i met a stranger. A woman. She pounced on me like a tiger from the trees above. In a strange tounge she uttered something about following me for days...her hand came down smashing a rock in...Expand for more
my face. I laughed, "you'll have to hit me a little harder my voluptuous feline friend". Well, she did, and I came to strapped to the back of a horse they called Lips. They called it Lips because he would move his lips as if he's talking anytime someone would talk near him. It was as if he was mocking you....it was quite frightening actually. However, my ride with the Lips was short lived. Some sort of large snake decended upon horse and rider alike with a thud while going down this jungle trail. I screamed and kicked and well, so did the horse. I went flying, rolled down a hill while my hands were tied and found myself dangling from a drop above some moving water. Thankfully it wasn't a long drop so I gave in and just let go. They always say follow water when you're lost. Hmmm, I think I may question that after what happened next......If you actually read this: feel free to find me on facebook or myspace...just put in my name.
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