Allen Robison:
CLASS OF 1994
Dupo Community High SchoolClass of 1994
Dupo, IL
University of ArkansasClass of 1998
Fayetteville, AR
Prather Elementary SchoolClass of 1988
Granite city, IL
Allen's Story
Life
I live in a 1-room shack in Chickenshit, Arkansas with my wife/cousin, my sister/grandma, and my brother/aunt. I sit on the porch all day playing "Dueling Banjos" and performing obscene acts with livestock.
OK, seriously... I'm a billionaire professional gambler and world traveler. I have homes in London, Paris, Tokyo, Sydney, Rio, and... Chickenshit, Arkansas.
OK, really... I'm a shoe salesman in Chicago where I live with my lazy wife, idiot daughter, and loser son. Oh, and Buck the Dog.
OK-- I star in gay porn movies and do odd import/export jobs on the side for a man named Vinny the Fish.
I travel through time and ...Expand for more
space in vehicle called the TARDIS...
I live in the town of Salem, somewhere in the Midwest under the name Tony DiMera. I once committed suicide and framed my wife's boyfriend for my murder... but I'm feeling much better now.
OK, fine, I'm a drunken bum living in a van down by the river, are you happy now???
School
Damn, you people are so lucky that I drank so much during college that I can't remember any of my plans for revenge...
College
So what if I changed majors 5 times and wound up with the most useless degree offered by any American university? (B.A. English) At least I least the important things... BINGE DRINKING!
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