Brian Hauser:  

Brian is from Sacramento, California. His schools include Family Christian Academy. He works(ed) at Helping Hands Adult Day Care. Music Brian likes includes Travis Ryan, Willie Nelson, David Bowie (Official). Books he likes include Bible, Harry Potter series, Pendragon Series. Movies he likes include Narnia Fans, After Dark Action, Dory. TV shows he likes include Disney Channel, Star Trek: The Next Generation, UPtv. More about Brian:"MY SECOND CHANCE AUTOBIOGRAPHY FIRST, MY NAME IS BRIAN JEFFREY HAUSER (AKA BRIAN “HAUY” JEFFREY). MY LIFE IS MOSTLY A BLUR, EXCEPT FOR, A FEW MENTAL PICTURES, WHAT I AM TOLD AND SOME OF THE IMPORTANT STUFF THAT CAME AFTER. HOWEVER, WITH MY MEMORY BEING HOW IT IS, I OCCASIONALLY MIX THAT UP AS WELL! ALL THIS WILL BE EXPLAINED IN LATER PARAGRAPHS. MY BIRTH DATE IS, MARCH 15, 1979 (LIKE HAUY'S). I FORGET WHICH HOSPITAL I WAS BORN IN, BUT IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA, WHERE I HAD LIVED UNTIL I WAS 28, WHEN WE FOLLOWED MY (YOUNGER) BROTHER AND HIS WIFE TO SOUTH CAROLINA (I WOULD HAVE RATHER STAYED IN CALIFORNIA). SEEMING WE GOT OUT AT THE RIGHT TIME, THOUGH! SOMETIME LATER, I LEARNED THAT CALIFORNIA WENT BANKRUPT. MORE ABOUT CALIFORNIA: I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MY EARLY YEARS, EXCEPT: THAT I BECAME A CHRISTIAN AT FOUR YEARS OF AGE (RENEWED AT 30), I HAVE A TWO YEAR YOUNGER BROTHER, I MADE CAMERON'S BIRTH DATE THE SAME AS HIS, JANUARY 9. NINE YEAR YOUNGER SISTER, SHE HAS MARGARET'S BIRTH DATE: MARCH 22nd. I WENT TO A SCHOOL CALLED GREEN OAKS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL UNTIL FOURTH OR FIFTH GRADE WHERE I HAD TWO GIRLFRIENDS, CHRISTIE AND MELISSA WHEN... ONTO "THE BIG TURNING POINT!" IT HAS BEEN BURNED INTO MY MIND, LIKE A HOT IRON TO AN ANVIL! IT WAS 1988, 2 DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. MOM WAS TAKING US TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE BEFORE SHE WENT TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY AT DAD'S WORK, WHEN AN 18-WHEEL SEMI TRUCK RAN A RED LIGHT, HITTING OUR FULL SIZE STATION WAGON. BRANDON (MY BROTHER) WALKED AWAY WITHOUT A SCRATCH (WHILE CLAIMING THAT HE HAD GLASS IN HIS SHOES AND MOUTH). BREANNA (MY SISTER) FRACTURED HER SKULL AND GOT A BROKEN ARM. MOM AND I GOT THE WORST OF IT THOUGH. MOM CRUSHED HER PELVIS (NOW SHE HAS A TITANIUM ONE). WHILE I FRACTURED MY SKULL, GOT A BROKEN LEG, AND WAS IN A COMA FOR FIVE MONTHS. I (OF COURSE) AWOKE, REMEMBERING NOTHING, EXCEPT HOW TO READ (GO FIG). MOM EVEN HAD TO RETEACH ME HOW TO SWALLOW. WELL I CAME HOME WHEN I WAS 10, HAD CHRISTMAS IN JULY THAT YEAR. BECAUSE OF JEALOUSY I BULLIED BRANDON OUT OF THE HOUSE WHEN HE WAS OLD ENOUGH TO GO OFF TO COLLEGE, NOW HE IS MARRIED TO A NICE GIRL NAMED RACHEL, I NEVER SEE EITHER OF THEM (NOR MY NIECE AND NEPHEW) ANYMORE. THEN, I BULLIED PARENTS (MOM AND DAD ARE STILL TOGETHER, THE ACCIDENT DIDN'T CHANGE THAT, THANK GOD) AND BREANNA UNTIL THEY GOT TIRED OF THAT AND PUT ME WITH A NICE LADY NAMED JOSIE, WHOM I HAD FUN WITH, THOUGH FOR PERSONAL REASONS I HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, AFTER SOME MONTHS. AFTER THAT, PARENTS PUT ME IN TWO GROUP HOMES (WHICH I HAD PROBLEMS IN, THE SECOND ONE I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY ANOTHER CLIENT, AMONG OTHER THINGS). A FEW MONTHS INTO THE FIRST HOME, I STARTED WRITING... LIKE ALWAYS, LIFE GOES ON, AND A FEW MONTHS AFTER STARTING TO WRITE, I MOVE AGAIN, INTO ANOTHER GROUP HOME THAT IS CLOSER TO PARENTS (MOM COMES BY AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK TO CHECK ON ME). LET US BACK UP A LITTLE; I BELIEVE MY READERS MIGHT WANT TO KNOW HOW I CAME UP WITH THE NAME "HAUY" ACTUALLY. WELL, I WOULD SAY IT IS A TWOFOLD ANSWER. 1. I TOLD YOU ABOUT JOSIE, WELL; SHE SAID TO ME, ONE DAY THAT SHE THOUGHT MY VOICE WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR CARTOONS. 2. THERE IS THIS WOMAN AT THIS "ADULT DAY CARE." PLACE. I GO TO; HER NAME IS KAY; SHE GAVE ME THE NAME "HAUY" (LONG STORY). WELL ANYWAY, I DECIDED, AND WROTE UP A STORY LINE FOR, HAUY DOG, (THE DOG CAME THE WAY WHOOPI GOLDBERG GOT, HER NAME, I LIKE THE NAME HAUY AND I LIKE DOGS, SO I PUT THEM TOGETHER AND BECAME HAUY DOG! SO THAT IS HOW IT ALL BEGAN, I NEVER QUIT WRITING AFTER THAT. THEREFORE, MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL SEE HAUY DOG ON SCREEN (I HOPE)! MOREOVER, LIFE GOES ON... TO BE CONTINUED MY AUNT THINKS I SHOULD ADD TO THIS, MAKE IT INTO ANOTHER BOOK. THEREFORE, HERE GOES! THOSE MENTAL PICTURES I TOLD YOU ABOUT, I CAN SEE (EITHER CHRISTIE OR), MELISSA, WALKING DOWN A SIDEWALK IN GREEN OAKS. I REMEMBERED, AND INFORMED MOM OF THE PLACE WHERE SHE DID OUR LAUNDRY WHILE OUR HOUSE IN FOLSOM, CALIFORNIA WAS BEING BUILT. THERE MAY BE MORE IN THERE, WHICH HAS NOT BEEN UNCOVERED YET. THOUGH NOW, I GUESS I NEVER WILL, SINCE WE MOVED. THE BRAIN IS BOTH A WONDERFUL AND MYSTERIOUS THING! THESE NEXT FEW PAGES WERE WRITTEN LONG, LONG AGO, IN CALIFORNIA EVEN. I AM SHOWING THEM TO YOU TO SHOW YOU THAT I HAD THE POTENTIAL FOR IT EVEN AS A CHILD. SUBJECT: EVERYONE NEEDS THIS INFORMATION! (SOONER OR LATER YOU’LL WISH YOU HAD LISTENED) DO YOU EVER FEEL LONELY, OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE WORLD? DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO TURN TO, TELL YOUR PROBLEMS TO, OR TO LEAN ON WHEN YOU ARE SAD OR FRIGHTENED? DO YOU EVER FEEL EMPTY INSIDE? ARE YOU TIRED OF LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO FILL YOUR LIFE WITH? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER! DO I HAVE A CURE FOR YOU! THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS IT’S A...Expand for more