Brian Smith:  

Life Now, I know no one really gives a flying fart, as those that do care already know my story. But I am very bored and dont feel like working. For whatever reason everyone walking passed this I am, so I will type. I was born March 17, 1979 in Bethleham, PA. Moved from Coopersburge when I was about 3 to Quakertown, PA. I stayed in Q-Town PA until I was 18. After I graduated High School (umm, go pathers? hahaha). I moved to West Chester to attend school. That was a joke. After failing most of classes and realizing my life was going no where really quick, I moved with my family to Central Florida (Palm Bay). I finished school, got a real job. That job didn't pay all of my bills, so I opened up my own business. NuOnce Networks <= google it, I'm international baby! Sometime later I met my wife to be in 2000. We dated, broke up, and stopped talking for 8 months. It was the wrong time in our life. Then, before my best friend's wedding (Dumb Hat Dave), we hooked up again. That was 2002. But before that, we became great friends. Shortly after that (about 10 months), we tried living together. We saw that it could work with some effort, so we decided we should be married. We bought our first house (April 2004), got married (Feb 19th 2005) and been living together happily since. Besides work & marriage, I enjoy taking out my Motorcyle. It is a suzki intruder 1500 cruiser. Going four wheeling, cause I live in the swamp land of America! And shooting my hand guns. BANG! Two 9mm Berretta 92 & 92FS. Don't break in to my house, cause I can shoot to kill you! God, I love Florida. Just kidding about the killing part. I will just blow your knee cap off instead. Of course, I can't forget my biggest hobby. W...Expand for more