David Joza:
CLASS OF 1994
Shady Grove Christian AcademyClass of 1994
Grand prairie, TX
David's Story
David is from Irving, Texas. David's schools include Shady Grove Christian Academy. David later attended Howard Payne University, Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary (M.A) , Dallas Baptist University (M.A. in Organizational Management - HR) .
Music David likes includes David Dewese, Darius Rucker, Dave Matthews Band. Books David likes include Blink, I Am America and So Can You, The Last Lecture. Movies David likes include The Dirty Dozen, WarGames, The Blues Brothers. TV shows David likes include The Simpsons, Phineas and Ferb, The Duggars.
One of David's favorite quotes is:"In my family, we eat sushi cooked medium-rare and its made out of cow.
America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
Mr. Madison, what you've just said ... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
[Scott] We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...
Cross /âkros/n: A thing they nail people to.
Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God...Expand for more
got involved.
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Captain Ramius: Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
Jack Ryan: [to himself] "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.
I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions... Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.".
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