Greg Arnold:  

I am still breathing. I always wanted to be a sissy when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a good idea. As it turns out, they were right by trying to quit breathing. If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have lawyers, guns, and money to be able to deal with the day-to-day. My hero would be a cross between Howdy Doody and Pee Wee Herman. We could call him Howdy Herman. The one person from my past who I'd most like to see again is Timothy Leary, because he had the right idea. I am obsessed with myself. I just cant wait until tomorrow! I get better looking everyday. Just ask me. If I could improve my home, I'd remodel myself and add on a mute girlfriend. My dream home would be somewhere else. Shouldve named em all Leroy. Easier that way. Get up Leroy, they all get up. Time to eat Leroy, They all come to eat. What a great idea. If I won $100 million, I'd give all of it to me, then spend the rest on me, me and me. I paid to live in a dorm but stayed off campus. Thats where the girls were. My current age is 54. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be buried in debt. I was so completely right. Work never di...Expand for more