Heather Corbett:  

ldren. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination. ~Robert Fulghum The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. ~Richard Carlson Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN".