Jay Murphy:
CLASS OF 1993
Dumont High SchoolClass of 1993
Dumont, NJ
Norwood Heights Public School 56Class of 1986
Bronx, NY
Jay's Story
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Since high school i had a sex change operation and am now a man.
I would love to see Mr. Giovenelli and ask him how i passed Algebra 2 when i clearly did not ever do my homework.
The wildest thing i ever did in high school was fart on the floor in freshmen gym and this thing shook the joint and everyone else kinda shuffled away from me (this has landed many of you on a list i keep)
My first crush dumped me when he caught me acting as chinese finger cuffs.
I don't think i have old friends to remember me...next question.
For me to be truly happy i have to be sitting on a toilet with a wide stance in an airport bathroom.
My biggest suprise is that my wife...Expand for more
has not worked out hard enough to gain the strength and be able to hold the pillow over my face when i'm sleeping and finally collect that insurance money she married me for.
If i had 1 do-over it would be to tell Brian and
Johnny not to make business cards that say Smokes-R-Us (what dopes we were)
I have had to move a few times and to my suprise that damn red dot always finds me (you know when you go to those web sites you know to see who your neighbors are) One day i will be free of that dot and be able to buy shoes and not have to worry if it matches my ankle bracelet.
P.S. the preceding statements are jokes and if you can't take a joke don't read it and please move to
France. Take care all.
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