Jill Allen:  

CLASS OF 2001
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Oakville, ON

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Jill is from Oakville, Ontario, Canada. Jill's schools include White Oaks High School. Music Jill likes includes Ellie Goulding, City and Colour, deadmau5. Books Jill likes include Harlan Coben, Lee Child. Movies Jill likes include Copycat, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather. TV shows Jill likes include The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, The Dog Whisperer. One of Jill's favorite quotes is:"Gingervitis: This is a group regarding a very serious disease in our times. This disease is known as "Gingervitis" What is Gingervitis? Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis. FAQ. Is Gingervitis contagious? ●No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way. Do Ginger Kids have Souls? ●Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid o...Expand for more
f any sort of soul. If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do? ●If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance. Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire? ●A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top". What If I Concieve A Ginger Baby? ●Well Ginger Babys, Really are the spawn of the devil so the cleansing process is very long and painfull to some mothers, for one year you put one drop of poison in their meals. When the child is 1 year, 3 months and 8 days old, the day has come to remove of this offspring you must tie him in a bag of red silk, Drop it in a pool of holy water in the popes bedroom, at that point he should explode. What to do if you find a Ginger ●The most important thing to remember: DO NOT TOUCH IT. If it touches you at any point it WILL consume your soul. Call the relevant authorities and have it removed. If after the meeting you start to feel hatred of small animals Recent studies suggest that the ginger contagion is not only communicated by direct contact or airborne means, but has in fact begun a constantly changing molecular shape and cannot be identified by the human white blood cell- identical to the".
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