John Single:  

Life I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate Arameic for fun, I write award-winning operas, I manage time effectively. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I cook thirty minute brownies in a mere twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once singlehandedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. Whem I am bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays after work I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of co...Expand for more