Josh Nash:  

Life Directly after highschool I was kidnapped by a group of Central American terrorists who planned to use me as a hostage and/or bargaining chip for the capture of nuclear secrets and cuban cigars. After my escape from the prison camp thanks to a combination of factors, least of which not being my captors' affinity to loud raucous evenings of drinking a cocktail of milk and gasoline, singing long, melodious tributes to Alec Baldwin and Noam Chomsky, and then passing out under the stars while dreaming peacefully of socialized medicine and land reform, I then wandered the jungles of Honduras where I contracted a series of fevers, central nervous disorders and digestive infections. It was in the summer of '94 that I joined the religious cult of Eternal Lizard. It was our express belief that God would return in the form of Barney the Purple Dinosaur. Among the cult, standard religious practice was to ingest large amounts of hallucinagins wh...Expand for more