Katrina Wozniak:
CLASS OF 2012
Westmont CollegeClass of 2012
Santa barbara, CA
Katrina's Story
Katrina is from Los Angeles, California. Katrina later attended Westmont College. Katrina works(ed) at Full Time Student.
Music Katrina likes includes U2, Bethoven, Mozart. Books Katrina likes include The Chronicles of Narnia, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Series of Unfortunate Events. Movies Katrina likes include Benny & Joon, Edward Scissorhands, Chocolat. TV shows Katrina likes include What I Like About You, Scrubs, YourMother.
One of Katrina's favorite quotes is:"My Friends/Me:
"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."--Kat
"It tickles when it vibrates!"--Lani
"Boogiddy Boogiddy Boogiddy BOOM! YOU'RE DEAD!"--Professor Cook
"My ringtone for you is bleating goats. I found it appropriate."--Beth
"Anything you do, I have to do the opposite."--Professor Cook
"Well aren't you a grumpy wannabe world dictator!"--Faith
"She was aiming for the literary jugular!"--Professor Willis
"You and I can NEVER play chicken. We'll end up married."--Jerome
"Can I explain to you the intricacies of eye webbing?"--Clarmelia
"You--Me--Wall--MAKE OUT SESSION!"--Corinne to random guy in DC.
"Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rats? I hate rats! Rats make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once..."--Sarah
"You Know It's Finals Week When: All the guys look like they are auditioning for a role for the remake of The Castaway."--Aaron
"I will NOT help you salvage the pieces of something evil from the depths of a dumpster!"--Ryan
"CHUG CHUG CHUG IN REMEMBRANCE OF JESUS!"--Sadie *drinking red wine*
"I do not want any student sphinxes in my class. Talk or GET OUT!"--Professor Cook
"Dude! My pantihose is bunching!"--Carlos
"Damn right I wore a bow tie. Bow ties are sexy."--Professor Telford Work
"This time, DON'T USE A MOOD RING, SUCKER!"--Lani
"MOOOOOOOOSE! PUUUUUUDDDING!!! LLAMAFACE!!!"--Meredith
"Nearly all literature is focused on sex. YAAAAAAY!"--Professor Friedman
"Rearn De Disciprine!"--Jerome
"Love is just ignorance with hearts painted on it."--Robbie
"He has this perfect bubbly butt!"--Beth
"I will NOT ask that tree to bear my children!"--Professor Cook
"I was on an archeological expedition and HE didn't let me finish!"--Brianna
"The floor of their room looks like they slit the throats of a bunch of fairies!"--Jason
Charlie: Remember, Zack, it's better to ask forgiveness than permission.
Zach: Not if you have a girlfriend, Charlie.
"Honey, I swear sometimes God looks down at us on earth and thinks 'The f**k was that?!?'"--Aaron
"I think between the two of us, we can sedate you. With our fists."--Caitlin
"Oh dear. Kat, if I end up with any number of children... You will not live. I promise."--Ryan
"There is no withering stare like that of an angry English major!"--Professor Willis
"The problem with having a big heart is when it gets broken, it's a bigger mess to clean up and a bigger danger to sift through the pieces."--Bro
"With all my love, except that which belongs to Jesus."--Charlie
"Kat, are you ok? You're clutching that cup of coffee pretty tightly...and it's not even yours..."--Professor Covington
"Congratulations, Kat. You've turned him into a jukebox."--Faith
"Our friendship is ordained by God so as to keep the rest of the world from falling apart."--Jerome
"There will be a silver lining on my clouds if I have to paint it there with a chain gun."--Faith
"Dude! It's my FUZZ. Why do girls insist on fuzzing it?!? It's reserved for one woman only (Kat)! I do NOT believe in polygamy! I'm a monogamous Fuzzy!!!"--Jerome
"The front of her shirt looked like she had murdered a chipmunk."--Ryan
Clarmelia: It's not polite to interrupt ladies.
Jason: I can't help it if you're loud.
"I should not need explosives in order to make friends!"--Faith
Kat: "Carol is a HEARTBREAKER!"
Carol: "I like this conversation!"
"Maybe it's easier to be angry with the people you trust because you know they'll always love you, no matter what."--Tibbs
"I'M A HOT CHICK, DAMMIT!"--Lani
Kat: "If he's a raptor, can I be a stegosaurus?"
Ryan: "Well, you're spiky, stubborn, and short, so sure!"
"You're a full-blown Black Mama disguised as a Flaming Ball O' White Girl!"--Clarmelia
"It's a bad day when your conniving wife blackmails you into wearing a miniskirt on your date with Mr. Muscles."--Cory
"We welcome and embrace you, whether or not you are wearing pants!"--Professor Friedman
"KISS THE ARMADILLO! He and the Russian acrobats need to be dropped off at the airport in seventeen minutes! Can you drive? Oh, and if anyone asks, their names are Sonny and Cher!"--Christine
Jason: "You're not a real cat! You don't have whiskers or a tail!"
Kat: "That you know of!"
Jason: "Fine. I'll grant you that I haven't LOOKED..."
"JEROME! Stop creating drama in an IMAGINARY SOCIAL CIRCLE!"--Clarmelia
"My neurons are very suggestive."--Ryan
"No one tells me that I cannot do something, or will not act a certain way. I've been fighting those people all my life. But when someone actually believes in me, tells me I could be better, that I need to push myself a little more...I have no idea what to do with that."--Kat
"There's a cleaver on my sprue!"--Rodger
"Iâve been talking about him in the past tense all day just because he got married yesterday. Why would I do that?â --Professor Cook
"My pants are starting an order of nuns!"--Clarmelia
"Ryan! I'm sending you some BUSTS! Add BODIES!"--Lani
"The choices are between 'Barrels' and 'Men'. Personally, I'd prefer 'Barrels OF men'. Anyway, I choose 'Barrels'."--Kat
"His laser is bigger than my laser!"--Professor Cook
"Moses was a pyro prophet."--Nick
"Kat, promise me one thing: NEVER try to defend yourself in
court."--Jason
"A troll is a troll. No matter what side he trolls for."--Erik
Kat: "My Guardian Angel must make BANK!"
Travis: "If yours makes bank, then mine was born rich!"
"I pray no one in this class is a professional hit-man."--Professor Willis
Alayna: "I'm still terrified from the time I got in the car and you said "'Buckle up! I wanna try something!'"
Kat: "So?"
Alayna: "WE WERE ON THE AUTOTOPIA RIDE AT DISNEYLAND!"
"It's a pain in the butt to room with your conscience!"-Faith
"You married my Hatian roommate, Johnny Depp was the priest, Clar rode a unicycl...Expand for more
e over a pit of spikes while juggling, I yelled at the bartender for not serving whiskey, Jason was dating a sheep, Sarah and Faith were dressed as Amish people, Ryan was an actual Baron, Steph was a serving wench with a crow in her hair, and Kelsey hopped up and down, squeeking the whole time."--Jerome describing a dream
"If you had died in that hospital, I'd have marched up to the gates of Heaven, pounded on the door, and explained to God that dead or not, you still owe me a paper, Blondie."--Professor Cook
"I set the kitchen on fire making a bowl of cereal."--Carlos
"I want waffles...served by attractive men."--Kat
"I'm a military school grad. For some, rules are a part of life. For others *pointed glare*, like Huckleberry Finn...constraints just don't work, no matter how hard you try."--Professor Cook
Kat: "Cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies."
Jerome: "Oops..."
Clarmelia: "Jerome! That is not how we deal with Protestants!"
"Now that the pleasantries are over, shall we make-out?"--Corinne
Kat: "Couldn't she just tell him to take a cold shower?"
Prof Friedman: "No! They were afraid of water in the Middle Ages!"
Fav Books/Movies:
"But screw your courage to the sticking place and we shall not fail!"--Lady Macbeth
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."--Mark Twain
"She realized that she was missing a great deal by being sensible."--Anon
"Love all, trust few. Do harm to no one."--Billy Shake
"She's the sort of woman who lives for others-You can tell the others by their hunted expressions."--C. S. Lewis
"Women really do rule the world. They just havenât figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, weâre all in big trouble." â- Dr. Leon
"I screamed at him 'BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY!'...but not in those words..."--Woody Allen
"In certain trying circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied to us even in prayer."--Mark Twain
"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."--Helen Rowland
"Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what."--Atticus Finch
"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But no one will ever forget the way you made them feel."--Bonnie Jean
Wasfund
"It is curiousâcurious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare."--Mark Twain
"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."--Mitch Hedberg
"Expecting life to be fair to you because you are a good person is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."--Shari R. Barr
"She could have had a life as potent and dangerous as literature itself."--Michael Cunningham
"I was raised to be charming, not sincere."--Into The Woods.
"The world ends not with a bang, but a whimper."-- T. S. Eliot
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face."--Johnny Depp
"You know, it's quite a job to start loving somebody. You have to have energy, generosity, blindness. There is even a moment, in the very beginning, when you have to jump across a precipice: if you think about it, you don't do it. I know I'll never jump again."--Jean Paul Sartre
"Women are meant to be loved, not understood."--Oscar Wilde
"I'm trapped in a closet with a man who worships at the alter of the literal!"--Lou
"Women defend themselves by attacking, just as they attack by sudden and strange surrenders."--Oscar Wilde
"I have measured out my life in coffee spoons."--T. S. Eliot
"Humor is reason gone mad."--Lewis Carroll
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly! It's the honest ones you need to look out for. Because you never know when they're going to do something stupid."--Jack Sparrow
"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself into one."--Henry D. Thoreau
"Sometimes you forgive someone simply because you still want them in your life."--Thomas Jefferson
"Killing under the cloak of war is no different than murder."--Albert Einstein
"You know that little voice in your head that tells you to quit while you're ahead? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!"--Tulio
"They say you can't choose your family. Well, that's probably best. Otherwise, the return policy would have to be REALLY strict."--Samantha Who
"We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us will have to learn to play the trumpet while the other goes like THIS! *wiggles fingers*"--Jack Sparrow
"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it than others."--The Breakfast Club
"Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream!"--Juno
Quotes from God to me:
"Hello. This is you're life coach speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?"
"....The f**ck was that?!?"
"Don't make me come down there."
"I don't make mistakes...and I'm not finished with you yet."
Angel: "I've been her Guardian for years now! I'm exhausted! Why can't someone more qualified do this?!? Why can't YOU do this?!?
God: "Because I'm Boss...and heaven doesn't get cable."
"I'm the Barney Stinson to your Ted Mosby. BE AFRAID."
Me: "YOU HIT ME WITH A BIBLE!"
God: *shrug* "Subtlety doesn't work with you..."
"I told you my grace is sufficient for you, Dumbass!!!"
"Ask and you shall receive. However, what you receive must be used for my personal entertainment."
"Hi Sweetie! Have a piece of cheesecake! BythewayBarnes&NobleandBordersarebothclosing. More cake?"
Favorite Bible Verses:
"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified, do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go."--Joshua 1:9
"God is faithful. and he will not let you be tested beyond your strength, but with the testing he will also provide the way out so that you may be able to endure it." -- 1 Corinthians 10:13
"Keep alert, stand firm in your faith, be courageous, be strong. Let all that you do be done in love."--1 Corinthians 16:13-14".
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