Kevin Berns:
CLASS OF 1983
Holy Redeemer SchoolClass of 1983
Webster groves, MO
Kevin's Story
Kevin is from Webster Groves, Missouri. Kevin's schools include Holy Redeemer School. Kevin later attended Drake University (Journalism) , Webster University (TV/Film) .
Music Kevin likes includes BoDeans, Sonia Dada, BoDeans. Books Kevin likes include To Kill A Mocking Bird, Atlas Shrugged, The Stand. Movies Kevin likes include Caddyshack, Hoosiers, Saving Private Ryan. TV shows Kevin likes include Modern Family, Band of Brothers, Seinfeld.
One of Kevin's favorite quotes is:""You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body." --Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) in Caddyshack
"I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon." --Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." --Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!" --Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." -- Red Buttons
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." --Yogi Berra
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it." --Tommy (Chris Farley) in Tommy Boy
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." --Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House
"Excuse me while I whip this out." --Bart in Blazing S...Expand for more
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"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...now go away or I shall taunt you a second time." --French Soldier in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
30 Rock Quotes:
Tracy: "So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?"
Liz: "I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to."
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Tracy: "Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?"
Dr. Spaceman: "Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I'll let you know as soon as we have the results."
Tracy: "I already know the results, the kid is not mine!"
Dr. Spaceman: "Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s."
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Tracy: "The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans. Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from Sesame Street, they're members, too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. You can read about that on the Interweb."
Liz: "Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the Interweb."
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Tracy: "If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college."".
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