Patrick Turner:  

CLASS OF 1987
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Hanford High SchoolClass of 1987
Richland, WA
Lewisburg, PA
Lewisburg, PA
Storrs, CT

Patrick's Story

Life Patrick currently lives and practices patent law in Seattle. Completely Honest and Unbiased Description of Self: Despite the continued encouragement of those around him to see things otherwise, Patrick clearly sees himself as a swashbuckling renaissance man with a proclivity for adventure, ably combining an electric mix of unbridled athleticism, dazzling good-looks, keen intellect, trendsetting style, infectious charm, and brazen modesty. Important Skills and Work Experience: One must have a full arsenal of useful and relevant skills and experiences to draw upon in order to rise above mediocrity. Over the years, Patrick has spent many hours practicing his moves and honing his skills to better himself and the community in many ways. Although his list of current skills is vast, some highlights may include being a self-proclaimed guitar virtuoso, a no-nonsense political analyst, an armchair urban planner, a cook of incomparable magnitude (in quality, not size), a self-sufficient maintenance guy, a salsa connoisseur, and an immensely-biased movie, art, music and restaurant critic. Many of the current skills listed above were not learned overnight. Such skills took time and commitment to cultivate. Patrick learned these skills over time by participating in a diverse series of former activities, both professional and recreational, which pushed Patrick to new limits mentally, physically, and emotionally. Although many former activities could not be mentioned for the sake of brevity, a few very important exemplary activities are herein provided, including hair modeling, endurance bicycle riding, volunteer fire fighting, disc jockeying, landscaping, day-laboring, bartending, painting, waiting tables, working security, video-store clerking, ushering, shopping-cart wrangling…and, of course, practicing patent law. Some Faves: Foods: tacos, jerk chicken, phỏ Musicians: The Police, The Jam, The Replacements, The Beatles, The Gipsy Kings, Morphine, ...Expand for more
Bob Marley, Kitchens of Distinction, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, and Elliott Smith Movies: The Blues Brothers, Raising Arizona, The Endless Summer, Amelie, Blue, Spinal Tap, Boogie Nights, The Big Blue, The Usual Suspects, Blade Runner, and Beautiful Girls Time of Day: Patrick loves sunsets…but sunrises are better Places: Piazza Navona (Rome, Italy), the Dune du Pyla (near Arcachon, France), the Sea of Cortez (just offshore of Loreto, Mexico), and Camp Muir (Mt. Rainier) Color: purple People Patrick would like to have dinner with: Robert L Ripley, Andrew Jackson, Caesar Augustus, Vincent Van Gogh, Evil Knievel, Nikola Tesla, Harry Houdini, Steve Martin, Leonardo da Vinci, and Bruce Lee….preferably all at once (hopefully they all like Mexican Food) Pastimes: Traveling, hiking, mountain biking, cooking, fishing, Frisbee-golf, beachcombing, snorkeling, surfing, squash, racquetball, juggling, driving the Pacific Coast, crossword puzzles, cinema, indoor soccer, crossword puzzles, Yahtzee, whimsy, frolic, merriment, mayhem, and most of all…..trouble Books: Journey to the Center of the Earth, the Monster at the End of this Book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Geek Love Painters: Rothko, Picasso, Van Gogh, Warhol, Rodrigue, and Shag James Bond Film: From Russia with Love Desserts: cheesecake, crème brûlée, any ice cream selected from the group consisting of chocolate, caramel, coffee, and toffee Animals: turtles, leafy sea dragons, jellyfish, dogs, octopi, water bears, and any deep-sea animal Miscellaneous: dinosaurs, green M&Ms, Zambonis, mullets, Easter Island, origami, Egyptology, Hawaiian shirts, cacti, palm trees, mermaids, lamb chop sideburns, pyramids, pounding surf, spicy foods, oxymorons, palindromes, onomatopoeia, triathletes, obscure movie references, ukuleles, lava lamps, foaming-at-the-mouth Elvis fans, altocumulus lenticularis clouds, all things aquatic, spectacularly ill-advised hair-dos and couture, foul-smelling plants, and pirates
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