Rhonda Allen:  

Life What can I say...I was born in the hicks, I mean sticks that is..way out in Westerrrrrrrn Kansas. I was born to an outlaw named Gunshot Gjerald and to his better gunshy barroom lady named Ranton and Ravin Roxanne. Now you see., they them people I call kinfolk was dirt poor. If you's went into their house, you could see the top of them there caskets down below the hole in the floor from way back to the 1880's. Pa said that dirt to live in was a blessin. That way, when company came over for grits and grittles, that Ma didn't have to dust or clean house. Now I has me one of them there brudders named Ragin Alabaster Mckully better known as the Wildest Rantanist Ravenist HootinistShootinist Buckeye in them there hills over there in one of dim dare western Kansas counties. He did get hooked up at one time wif one of dim dare barroom brollies, but it just didn't pan out. Guess she figured there was more Gold in dim dare hills than he owned. Ours Grandad Pappy says that sooner or later her gold rush is going to run out, and she's gonna be scrapin the bottom of the goldmine for her GoldRush. He's sorta countin on hopin dim dare impoutant people figure out that that brollie is a fake. Now we...Expand for more