Rick Valentine:
CLASS OF 1973
Cutter Junior High SchoolClass of 1973
Cincinnati, OH
Rick's Story
Rick is from Over-The-Rhine, Ohio. Rick's schools include Cutter Junior High School.
Books Rick likes include Fans of Hippies, Westerns From Louis L'amour, The Bible. Movies Rick likes include James Bond 007, Sexy Actresses, That's My Boy. TV shows Rick likes include Ovation TV, Revolution, The Jetsons.
One of Rick's favorite quotes is:"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving boulingerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old french prostitute named Cloey with webbed feet. My father would womanize and drink....Expand for more
He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genious posess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmuts. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoaroastrian named Vilma rituallistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotom. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.".
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