Sean Hearn:  

After high school, I had a short lived stint with the Peace Corps until I found out what they actually did and the chicks weren't that hot. Afterwards, I turned my sights on business development and tried to organize a professional kick ball league. Unfortunately, there was little interest by corporate sponsors or anyone else. Not easily discouraged, I dabbled in dwarf tossing until the unfortunate Wisconsin incident. After the subsequent two months of physical therapy, I planned to spend the next three years hitchhiking across Rhode Island, just kind of getting my head together. The local authorities eventually objected to my presence and abruptly escorted me outside of the state line my third week into the trip. I regrouped and headed to Ohio to spend some time in the Amish community. Realizing they work way too hard and don't have cable TV, I headed west back to California. I eventual...Expand for more