Terry Simonson:  

.....You can’t take it with you! I did not hit you ... I simply high-fived your face! Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling, "Someone is gonna get it"! Don’t spread my wealth…….Spread my work ethics. Why should I have to press 1 for english?". More about Terry:"Terry Simonson climbs to the top of the highest mountain in the world to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... “God, what does a million years mean to you?” The Lord replies; “A minute.” Terry asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?” The Lord replies; “A penny.” Terry asks; “Can I have a penny?” The Lord replies; “In a minute.”".