Tom Hobin:
CLASS OF 1982
St. Leonard SchoolClass of 1982
Berwyn, IL
Morton High SchoolClass of 1986
Morton, IL
Sand Mountain Christian SchoolClass of 1971
Albertville, AL
Sand Mountain Christian SchoolClass of 1970
Albertville, AL
Sand Mountain Christian SchoolClass of 1970
Albertville, AL
Tom's Story
Life
I've never been one to settle down. I love my little tent under I55 and 1st Ave. Sometimes, if I'm lucky, people throw out leftover food and I have a feast. I shower in the Desplaines river, please stop polluting!I even have my own bottle of windex to wash car windows but when I go to sleep these vultures steal my squeegie. This is great, the only times I miss the good old Berwyn life is in the winter when I use old tarps for blankets. Please remember me when you pass the underpass on I55, you may not see me but I'm there dreaming of Morton High and wishing all my old pals good luck. GO FALCONS!
School
If I could go back in time, I wish I spent more time in Home Ec, I could really use the experience since I must sew my own pants and socks. I'm so glad I learned how to cook, since I cook my squirrel meat over an open fire every night. Possum is good too, I little tough though. Be careful when catching pigeons though, they can be snappy, just like my ex old lady.
College
Learning is the first step in becoming successful. I lo...Expand for more
ved Mammoth Cave College-the fresh air is exilerating. I went to Nanny school on a whim. Then I moved to Moscow, not a particularly friendly bunch of classmates. I moved on to study psychology, quite interesting, I diagnosed myself as a bi-polar, manic depressant. I moved on to the liquor academy, don't remember very much, but had a great time. Next I was off to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, my horse was an ass. Then I enrolled in hair design school so I could get a good haircut but I cut an old lady's ear off on my first cut. Trendsetters beauty school taught me I have no fashion sense. I thought leisure suits were cool. When did legwarmers go out of style? Then in the 90's I decided to become a massage therapist. The only problem was some people have sweaty hairy pimple filled backs. I tried to crack one womens back and broke her spine. Then it was on to Saskatchewan Indian Federated College. Bigfoot is not a myth. Finally I graduated from Harvard with a doctorate in law. Hopefully one day I can be a judge on Law & Order SVU.
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