Tom Oyster:
CLASS OF 2001
Delaware Christian SchoolClass of 2001
Delaware, OH
Shelby High SchoolClass of 1982
Shelby, OH
Tom's Story
Tom is from Marion, Ohio. Tom is married with Michelle Oyster. Tom's schools include Delaware Christian School. Tom later attended Capella University (Public Safety, Homeland Security). Tom works(ed) at Oyster Farms, Sergeant's Greenscapes, United States Army.
Music Tom likes includes Buckeye Country 94.3, Mystic Syntax, Chris LeDoux. Books Tom likes include Do Hard Things, Alaska Survival After the Next Shoe Falls, 1984 - George Orwell. Movies Tom likes include Atlas Shrugged The Movie, Lone Survivor, Weird Science. TV shows Tom likes include Dr. Pol, ReelzChannel, Gator Queen Liz.
One of Tom's favorite quotes is:"And Shephers we shall be for Thee my Lord for Thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand. Our feet will swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with ...Expand for more
souls will it ever be. In Nomeni Patri. Et Fili. Spiritus Sancti."".
More about Tom:"wow
The details of my life are quite inconsequential...very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really.".
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