Zachary Arvanis:  

nt than your grandpa."-Alan "We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski "This is about all the bad days in the world. I used to have some little bad days, and I kept them in a little box. And one day, I threw them out into the yard. "Oh, it's just a couple little innocent bad days." Well, we had a big rain. I don't know what it was growing in but I think we used to put eggshells out there and coffee grounds, too. Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me. Choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothin'. They're your days. Choke 'em!" — Tom Waits". More about Zachary:"People around me suffer "The Isenberger Curse," also known as instant karma. Just ask Courtney how often she hurts herself immediately after making fun ofme.".