Brad Miklosovic:  

Life Our hero, having worked all day, listening to his three kids squabble about some idiotic Disney Channel show, decides to update his Classmates bio. Disguised as a mild-mannered AFLAC agent, our hero, at a moment's notice, transforms into Lord Dad, Master of All His Wife Allows Him to Survey, King of the Easy Chair, Earl of the Remote, Viceroy of the Toilet Plunger, Baron of Dog Discipline and Defender of the Family Realm Against Monsters that Live Under The Bed. (Try saying that in one breath.) He looks at his life, wondering how he ended in this state. After being pulled from a joyful life in St. Louis and transported into a sleepy suburb of Cleveland, our hero graduated from high school, attended college, got kicked out of college, lived the life of a bum and wondered what his purpose in life was. Turning to the Church, he checked out the possiblity of becoming a monk, earning him the nickname of "Father." It looked as if he would serve others while serving God, when God threw him a curveball. On the day the Franciscans told him that they believed he should enter the seminary — after which he would be vowed and thus celibate — he had the first date with the woman who would become his wife. One thing led to another and two and a half years later, he found himself standing at the altar, having a ...Expand for more