Tim Christensen:
CLASS OF 1967
Stayton Union High SchoolClass of 1967
Stayton, OR
Tim's Story
Life
I think summarizing oneself in this small of a space is quite intimidating.
How do you catch the attention of an ex-classmate, say enough about yourself that is believable and maybe, just maybe, get an answer back?
Ok, I admit freely that I canÃÂt ÃÂline danceÃÂ a lick.
While I can tell the difference between Toby Keith and Keith Urban I also can identify Amy Winehouse, The KillerZ, or Johnny Lang.
I think the first kiss is the most exciting part of a new relationship.
Since this is all about me (ÃÂme, I, me, me, meÃÂ) I would say that I can cook a little, paint a little, write a little and carry on a real conversation.
I am involved in the construction industry where I have a good solid job: corner office kind of thing.
I live in an ÃÂurban loftÃÂ penthouse in The Pearl District with a great deck for Sunday morning breakfasts.
HereÃÂs my list:
1. I am a Cordon Bleu graduate.
2. I love my job.
3. I believe 60 is the new 40.
4. I like cats.
5. I love red wine.
6. There will never be a ÃÂlast beerÃÂ in my refrigerator.
7. I like black leather (furniture).
8. I like chrome.
9. I am an abstract expressionist painter that actually sells pieces.
10. My mother was a big band singer in the 40ÃÂs.
11. I ask four questions to any woman I meet during the first date.
12. I work a lot.
13. I am Viagra free.
14. I am certified at Shigtsu Igebana.
15. I love to cook for friends.
16. I appear on TNT's Leverage sometimes.
17. I am a big red meat eater.
18. I have a 240 square foot deck that is landscaped (looks really good right now).
19. I donÃÂt smoke.
20. I donÃÂt have a tattoo.
21. I have never been bent, spindled or mutilated.
22. I love champagne.
23. I love fresh strawberries dipped in chocolate.
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. I have never used the ÃÂC WordÃÂ to describe a woman.
25. I am a moderate Republican.
26. I have never dated Monica Lewinsky.
27. I have am now represented by an acting agent.
28. I have only dated one woman that was on ÃÂCops.ÃÂ
29. I wonÃÂt chase after your friends.
30. I own a few chick flicks.
31. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
32. I think breakfast on my deck is about the best thing going.
33. I have a certain meal that I prepare for first time diners.
34. I make homemade Chocolate Mousse that is to die for.
35. I have a double jointed tongue. (That is how I tie the cherry stem in #31)
36. I can not carry a tune in a bucket.
37. I am on a state committee and two national committees.
38. I was once a school teacher.
39. IÃÂm an Aries.
40. I am considered the ÃÂcompanyÃÂ comedian.
41. I know the difference between bear and bare ÃÂ I like bare better.
42. I know someone that is in jail.
43. I know there is a sentence in English that you can say but cannot write.
44. I am over 60.
45. I donÃÂt do drugs.
46. I am now doing more acting than my regular job.
47. I have three MasterÃÂs Degrees.
48. I have dated a television ÃÂstarÃÂ.
49. I had a beer with Paul Newman (two or three actually).
50. I have dated two women who were in the Adult Film Industry.
51. I like woman that are clean and shiny . . .
52. I also like woman that would take a chance and go outside their comfort zone.
53. I subscribe to Playboy.
54. I am a gentleman.
55. The answer is: 4" (You need to supply the joke)
56. I have over 650 movies.
57. I am happy in my skin.
58. I am a regular at The Brassery (on 10th).
59. I think Tom Cruise is one odd duck.
60. I am considered a good conversationalist.
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