Tim Christensen:  

CLASS OF 1967
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Stayton, OR

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Life I think summarizing oneself in this small of a space is quite intimidating. How do you catch the attention of an ex-classmate, say enough about yourself that is believable and maybe, just maybe, get an answer back? Ok, I admit freely that I can’t “line dance” a lick. While I can tell the difference between Toby Keith and Keith Urban I also can identify Amy Winehouse, The KillerZ, or Johnny Lang. I think the first kiss is the most exciting part of a new relationship. Since this is all about me (“me, I, me, me, me’) I would say that I can cook a little, paint a little, write a little and carry on a real conversation. I am involved in the construction industry where I have a good solid job: corner office kind of thing. I live in an “urban loft” penthouse in The Pearl District with a great deck for Sunday morning breakfasts. Here’s my list: 1. I am a Cordon Bleu graduate. 2. I love my job. 3. I believe 60 is the new 40. 4. I like cats. 5. I love red wine. 6. There will never be a “last beer” in my refrigerator. 7. I like black leather (furniture). 8. I like chrome. 9. I am an abstract expressionist painter that actually sells pieces. 10. My mother was a big band singer in the 40’s. 11. I ask four questions to any woman I meet during the first date. 12. I work a lot. 13. I am Viagra free. 14. I am certified at Shigtsu Igebana. 15. I love to cook for friends. 16. I appear on TNT's Leverage sometimes. 17. I am a big red meat eater. 18. I have a 240 square foot deck that is landscaped (looks really good right now). 19. I don’t smoke. 20. I don’t have a tattoo. 21. I have never been bent, spindled or mutilated. 22. I love champagne. 23. I love fresh strawberries dipped in chocolate. 24...Expand for more
. I have never used the “C Word” to describe a woman. 25. I am a moderate Republican. 26. I have never dated Monica Lewinsky. 27. I have am now represented by an acting agent. 28. I have only dated one woman that was on “Cops.” 29. I won’t chase after your friends. 30. I own a few chick flicks. 31. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue. 32. I think breakfast on my deck is about the best thing going. 33. I have a certain meal that I prepare for first time diners. 34. I make homemade Chocolate Mousse that is to die for. 35. I have a double jointed tongue. (That is how I tie the cherry stem in #31) 36. I can not carry a tune in a bucket. 37. I am on a state committee and two national committees. 38. I was once a school teacher. 39. I‘m an Aries. 40. I am considered the “company” comedian. 41. I know the difference between bear and bare – I like bare better. 42. I know someone that is in jail. 43. I know there is a sentence in English that you can say but cannot write. 44. I am over 60. 45. I don’t do drugs. 46. I am now doing more acting than my regular job. 47. I have three Master’s Degrees. 48. I have dated a television “star”. 49. I had a beer with Paul Newman (two or three actually). 50. I have dated two women who were in the Adult Film Industry. 51. I like woman that are clean and shiny . . . 52. I also like woman that would take a chance and go outside their comfort zone. 53. I subscribe to Playboy. 54. I am a gentleman. 55. The answer is: 4" (You need to supply the joke) 56. I have over 650 movies. 57. I am happy in my skin. 58. I am a regular at The Brassery (on 10th). 59. I think Tom Cruise is one odd duck. 60. I am considered a good conversationalist. Workplace Productivity Expert
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