David Hallmark:  

Stiff, after rigor mortis has set in. It finally set in. What's that smell? It's like a bouquet of fragrant flowers. Isn't that just like me. cont'd, on the other side of the threshold. This journal shall be an eclectic ongoing chronicle of my exploits. Show me yours and I'll show ya mine.Get your mind out of the gutter."Nice", glad you were so accommodating. Have I got any letters left? I always wanted to be alive when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a lame idea. As it turns out, they were not immortal but I'm still kicking like the "EnErGiZeR Bunny". At the story wizard prompt over there, "how do I hope old friends will remember me?" They won't. That's what old is all about, amnesia and frustration. Not to mention unrelenting flatulence. Was that indelicate? My fault I fear. Bring in the classmates. Don't bother,they're here...fade to pianissimo.How many letters do I have left? How do I blow off steam? I had a pressure valve installed. What is my favorite way to relax? Watching you cut my grass.The wildest thing I ever did was overthrow the government of Tobago. Wasn't very hard. It was fun watching the Tobagans run through the streets wild eyed and screaming. Talk about entertaining. It was kinda like changing classes in school. If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have a king's ransom, a king's queen, and a king's harem to be able to deal with the day-to-day. Sure, that's kind of a no brainer. "Hear O Israel, The LORD our GOD is one LORD .Thou shalt love the LORD thy GOD with all thine heart. with all thy soul, with all thine mind, and with all thy strength: This is the firs...Expand for more