Al Larese:  

Al is from Detroit, Michigan. Al's schools include Cody High School. Al later attended Eastern Michigan University, Wayne State University. Al works(ed) at Adjunct Professor, University Of Sarcasm. Music Al likes includes De La Soul, Tony Clifton, Tom Tom Club. Books Al likes include A Visit From the Goon Squad, Oscar Wilde, Book Porn. Movies Al likes include American Horror Story:Asylum, Trainspotting, Inception. TV shows Al likes include PBS, Overhaulin', 30 Rock. One of Al's favorite quotes is:""If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me."--Dorothy Parker "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"--Stewie Griffin "It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong."--George Costanza 'Serenity now."--Frank Costanza "It's a troublesome world. All the people who're in it are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you're lucky you're not." ~Dr. Seuss "But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him, And makes me poor indeed."--William Shakespeare "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."--John and Paul “The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile, but that it is indifferent. If we can come to terms with this indifference and accept the challenges of life within the boundaries of death, our existence as a species can have genuine meaning and fulfillment. However vast th...Expand for more