Robert Banfield:  

Life Born a poor white child, raised a middle class blob, tempered by the events of war and the turmoil within, only to be enlightened by the powers of flowers, free love, and the twins! Once a peacenik rebel, or just a victim of times, surviving in absentcia, the trials of the body and the mind. But, fear not my long lost childhood friend, for that mischievous something will never truly end, and the legends that I've been, or the truth of my success, can be found in bolded text upon the pages of the press! I've known some lovely women and more then a few loathsome men. I've dined with nobility, rode easy with Fonda, stood herd with Brother Willie, and once took a blue ribbon aboard an Appaloosa Filly! I've been Host to a mass of celebrities, and a celebrity to the masses, got a wall full of memories and a slew of backstage passes. See, I've lived in many places, but have avoided running races, I cater to large crowds,...Expand for more