Bernie Hills:
CLASS OF 1972
Williamson High SchoolClass of 1972
Tioga, PA
Bernie's Story
Bernie is from Tioga, Pennsylvania. Bernie's schools include Williamson High School.
Bernie's interests include Animals, Art, Cars. Music Bernie likes includes BadAss, Oldies, Audiobox. Books Bernie likes include Weird world, Home Is Where The Heart Is, WOWsome Facts. Movies Bernie likes include The Hangover, Several. TV shows Bernie likes include Action 16 Kurt Aaron, Food Network, History.
One of Bernie's favorite quotes is:"*
O.J in Hell....LOL
One day in the future, OJ Simpson
Has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where
The devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here,"
Says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
Have no room for you. You definitely
Have to stay here, so I'll tell you
What I'm going to do. I've got
A few folks here who weren't quite as bad as
You. I'll let one of them go,
But you have to take their place. I'll even
Let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty
Good, so the devil opened the door to the
First room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
Large pool of water.
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Ted kept diving in, and surfacing,
Empty handed. Over,
And over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his
Fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I
Don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think
I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of
The next room.
In it was George W. Bush with a
Sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
Was swing that hammer, time
After time after time. "No, this is no good;
I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all
I could do was break rocks all
Day," commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton,
Lying on the bed, his arms tied over his
Head, and his legs restrained
In a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky, doing what
She does best. OJ looked at this in shocked
Disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
Man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said . .
. . .
(This is priceless)
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."".
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