Bernie Hills:
CLASS OF 1972
Williamson High SchoolClass of 1972
Tioga, PA
Bernie's Story
Bernie is from Tioga, Pennsylvania. He is divorced. His schools include Williamson High School. He works(ed) at Maintenance Supervisor.
Bernie's interests include WNEP-TV, Someday you forget me..My Name♥ My Voice♥ and Who I Am To You♥ but even if you forget me..i just want you to know that I NEVER EVER AND EVER FORGET HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME!! :'D, Bowling. Music he likes includes Oldies, Audiobox, i'll listen to anything that doesnt come out of a plastic toy. Books he likes include Weird world, Home Is Where The Heart Is, I Love Simplicity. Movies he likes include Viral Videos, Jab Tak Hai Jaan, The Hangover. TV shows he likes include MOFY Nation, Criminal Minds, TopGear on HISTORY.
One of Bernie's favorite quotes is:"*
O.J in Hell....LOL
One day in the future, OJ Simpson
Has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where
The devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here,"
Says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
Have no room for you. You definitely
Have to stay here, so I'll tell you
What I'm going to do. I've got
A few folks here who weren't quite as bad as
You. I'll let one of them go,
But you have to take their place. I'll even
Let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty
Good, so the devil opened the door to the
First room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
Large pool of water.
Ted kept diving in, and surfacing,
Empty handed. Over,
And over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his
Fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I
Don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think
I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of
The next room.
In it was George W. Bush with a
Sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
Was swing that hammer, time
After time after time. "No, this is no good;
I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in c...Expand for more
onstant agony if all
I could do was break rocks all
Day," commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton,
Lying on the bed, his arms tied over his
Head, and his legs restrained
In a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky, doing what
She does best. OJ looked at this in shocked
Disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
Man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said . .
. . .
(This is priceless)
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."".
More about Bernie:"A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.
But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew, which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.
The holy man said, "I don't understand."
It is simple," said the Lord.
"It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."
When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you.".
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