Bret Smith:  

h people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright "The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him." - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec "No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him." - W. A. Nance "Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein." - H. Jackson Brown "The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does." "Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair." - George Burns “Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.” “The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.” - Sven Goran Eriksson “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” - Benjamin Franklin “To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions.” - Benjamin Franklin "Hockey's the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight." - Frank Deford "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger Woods "Hockey is figure skating in a war zone." "One day a duck was about to cross the road ~ When out of nowhere a chicken came running up and said NO Don't Do It!~ You'll Never hear the frickin' end of it!" “Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value” -- Albert Einstein "He is considered successful in our day who gets more out of life than he puts in. But a man of value will give more than he receives." -- Albert Einstein "Time and Talent can often compensate for lack of Money, but Money can NEVER compensate for lack of the Right People" "Leadership is doing the right thing while management is doing things right" "Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led" -- Warren Bennis "We make our living by what we earn, We make our life by what we live" "When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football." “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night” "I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes." "Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen." ~Douglas Adams “Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, Or you live with one!!!” It’s “…one nation UNDER GOD…” or bite my skinny old ass and leave! "Those who loved you, and were helped by you, will remember you. So carve your name on hearts and not on marble." ~ C.H. Spurgeon “Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.” "Before giving someone a piece of your mind be sure you have enough to spare!"".