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dn't know." -Mark Twain Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." "Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire." "Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless." -Sinclair Lewis "Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other." -Ann Landers "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." -Robert Wilensky "I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... OTHER HANDLE??? Crap. I'm a sugar bowl." "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain "Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students." "There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know." "A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention."".