Byron Calvin:
CLASS OF 1998
Southwest Indian High SchoolClass of 1998
Peoria, AZ
Cactus High SchoolClass of 1998
Glendale, AZ
Byron's Story
"The Details Of My Life Are Quite Inconsequential......
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that o...Expand for more
nly the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my chestnuts. There really is nothing like a shorn set of eggs, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
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