Thomas Calise:
CLASS OF 1980
Abraham Lincoln High School 410Class of 1980
Brooklyn, NY
Thomas's Story
Thomas is from Brooklyn, New York. Thomas's schools include Abraham Lincoln High School 410.
Music Thomas likes includes Pitbull, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez. Movies Thomas likes include The Hang Over, Goodfellas, Brians Song. TV shows Thomas likes include Real Housewives of New York City, Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey.
One of Thomas's favorite quotes is:"“He is the life of parties he has never attended”
“If he we’re to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.”
"He is the best man at Weddings he has never been to."
“Sharks have a week dedicated to him.”
"Police often question him, just because they find him interesting."
"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body."
"His blood smells like cologne."
"He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetized it."
"If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there."
"The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way."
"He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me."
"His hands feel like rich, brown swede."
"He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men."
"He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5."
"He taught a horse to read his email for him."
"He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, p...Expand for more
opular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have."
"He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table."
"His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards."
"Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact."
"He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken."
"He speaks fluent French, in Russian."
"His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it."
"Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there."
"He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test."
"Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear."
"Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them."
"If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost." And you’d arrive at least 5 minutes early.
"His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder."
"His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe."
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
"He lives vicariously through himself."
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary (thanks Bruce)"
"He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room."
"He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas."
"Stay Thirsty My Friends"".
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