Charles Johnson:
CLASS OF 1998
Clinton Massie High SchoolClass of 1998
Clarksville, OH
Charles's Story
My story is not for the faint of heart. After high school I immediately joined the circus with my trapeze juggling and fell in love with the bearded woman. She was married already, but the husband left her for a midget and the divorce papers were drawn up but waiting to be signed. The romance lasted for awhile, but everyone knows how circus romances go. We ended the affair when I left to take my talents on a one man show tour. I had to choose between her and my passion for the arts and the poor girl never had a chance. I still miss feeling her whiskers on my neck. After a year on the road, I decided to start my own religion. I was the leader until it came down to drinking the kool-aid. I was supposed to add arsenic, but I like my kool-aid with sugar. Everyone seemed happy with the sugar but disappointed that they didn't get to see the space craft. From there, I moved to Bahrain...Expand for more
with nothing but a few hundred dollars and a kareoke machine. I toured from bar to bar, and tried to start an American Idol spin off in the Middle East. When I was declined for corporate sponsorship, I started filming the show in alleys. I was deported back to the states when the police thought I was filming a porno and I moved back to Ohio. I stayed in Ohio selling home made tennis shoes, until 6 months ago and then I moved to Kentucky to work at a steel factory. Now I currently work at a company called North American Stainless as an Electronic Automation Technician. I had to read Electronics for Dummies and fabricate a resume, but they seem to be happy with my work. During my off time I study and save money for my campaign to run for Kentucky Governor and intend to be The President in 8 years from now. I hope you have enjoyed the History of Dean and vote for Dean Johnson 2016.
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