Christina Burrell:
CLASS OF 2000
Roosevelt High SchoolClass of 2000
Minneapolis, MN
Christina's Story
Christina is from Minneapolis, Minnesota. Christina's schools include Roosevelt High School.
One of Christina's favorite quotes is:"If I’m only as strong as the coffee I drink, I’m still good.
- Rhonda Rhea
One holstered his weapon and said, "The lace is clean. Literally. I got to bring my wife over her and show her what clean looks like." Samantha raised a brow at the man and he shrugged. "It's no secret she hates housework."
- Too Close to Home
I'm extremely proud as a father, but I really don't know how to deal with boys...and the federal government has taken all my guns.
- T.I. from T.I. and Tiny: the Family Hustle
Tony: (Looking at McGee sleeping on table) Do you have any super glue Abby?
(Gibbs enters room and slaps Tony on the head)
Gibbs: What did I tell you about that DiNozzo?
Tony: That the skin might not grow back?
-NCIS
Julian Smith: Hey Granny, how about you make me a pie.
Granny: Poof, you're a pie
- Pie sketch
Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Yeah, well your ken can kiss my Barbie.
- Big Bang Theory
I wear two bras and chicken cutlets, and their not breaded.
- Olivia from Jerseylicious
What is the penalty for punching her out cold?
-Justin from the Amazing Race while getting a body wax
Not only was I stupid, I was stupid in public.
This is the biggest chicken cutlett I have ever seen!
- Olivia on Jerseylicious holding a breast implant
Raj: Woh, woh, woh! I don't want to speak to the FBI.
Leonard: Why not?
Raj: I'm brown and I talk funny.
Big Bang Theory
If you can clear a whole conference room, you have a skill.
Mrs. Mallard: Who are you?
Tony: I'm Tony DiNozzo. The Italian-gigolo-furniture mover?
- NCIS
Ducky: Mother, may I present Caitlin? She works with Tony.
[Mrs. Mallard spits at Kate]
Ducky: Mother! We talked about this! Caitlin is here to protect us.
Mrs. Mallard: Show me your knickers!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Uh... ma'am?
Mrs. Mallard: Underwear, missy! One can always tell a woman's intention from her panties.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's always been my philosophy.
- NCIS
Sister Wife: Cody is allowed into our bedrooms as long as he is alone. We don’t go weird.
From the Sister Wife
"You roast the unborn?!"
Grand Pumpkin, when offered a tray of of pumpkin seeds
- The Simpsons- Treehouse of Horror
Ziva: What is this place?
Lieutenant: That's classified.
Tony: Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot? Ark of the Covenant? (no response from Lieutenant) That only leaves one thing. (Ziva and McGee look at each other as Tony looks at the both of them, McGee and Ziva speak in unison) Unicorn.
- NCIS
Lorelai: And, it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago I was lying in exactly this same position...
Rory: Oh, boy. Here we go...
Lorelai: ...only I had a huge fat stomach and big fat ankles and I was swearing like a sailor...
Rory: ...on leave...
Lorelai: ...on leave! Right! And, there I was...
Rory: ...in labor...
Lorelai: ...and, while some have called it, the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this.
Lorelai: And, I was screaming and swearing, and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me.
Rory: There wasn't.
Lorelai: But, the pelting the nurses sure was fun.
- Gilmore Girls
Lorelai: I'm talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out.
Rory: I couldn't possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine.
Lorelai: That is not true.
Rory: Yes it is.
Lorelai: Your boobs are totally bigger than mine!
Rory: You're crazy!
Lorelai: Do you want to measure?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: I'm serious. Why don't you get the measuring tape right now?
Rory: I am not going to measure my boobs.
Lorelai: Because you know that you are totally bigger.
Rory: I'm going inside.
Lorelai: Fine, don't measure. We'll just compare bras.
- Gilmore Girls
My body may have been violated and my soul- the seat of emotions-may have been injured, but my spirit- the innermost being, where the...Expand for more
Spirit of Christ dwells cannot be violated. Therefore, what defines me the most has never been touched.
- Beth Moore
Dying Solider: What are you?
Dorian Gray: I'm complicated
- A League of Extrodinary Gentlemen
Sometimes in our life we put a period where God may have intended to use a comma...
- Pastor Brian Talso
Booth: Run her through the database, get an ID.
Saroyan: Why don't you just ask him?
Booth: Well because the last time Bones saw Epps, it got violent.
Saroyan: You'll be there to protect her.
Booth: She's not the one who needs protecting. Bones broke his wrist
Bones: [flashback to when Bones broke Epps's wrist] He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.
Saroyan: Better not take Dr. Brennan.
Bones
Gerald: You shoved a French cop off a cliff?
Ducky: There was a lake below!
Gibbs: Sixty feet below.
NCIS
Sookie: Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat blueberry pancakes.
Michel: Are there 12?
Sookie: 12 what?
Michel: Blueberries. I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast.
Sookie: Or what?
Michel: What do you mean, or what?
Sookie: What happens if you eat 13 blueberries?
Michel: This is a silly conversation.
Sookie: Would you die?
Michel: Just hand me the plate.
Sookie: Only if you don't count.
Michel: I won't count.
Sookie: Swear. Raise your right hand and say, 'May Destiny's Child break up if I count these blueberries.'
Michel: Pick another group.
Sookie: Nope.
Michel: I hate you! Hate you!
Gilmore Girls
Mrs. Kim: Lane, I have something very upsetting to tell you about.
Lane: Oh, what Mama?
Mrs. Kim: It concerns the wedding night.
Lane: Oh, boy.
Mrs. Kim: Yes, oh boy. Marriage is a job Lane. There are rewards that come with this job but there are also sacrifices. There are things you are going to have to do.
Lane: Things?
Mrs. Kim: Terrible things.
Lane: Mama, you don't have to.
Mrs. Kim: You need to hear this. You need to know what to expect. It will start early.
Lane: What will?
Mrs. Kim: The man's expectations. It starts early, at the wedding actually. At the wedding you are going to have to kiss him.
Lane: Mama!
Mrs. Kim: Then you will be expected to share a bed tonight and when you are in that bed you have to do it with this boy. You're just going to have to do it. Hopefully if you're lucky like me you'll only have to do it once.
Gilmore Girls
We often think God has assigned us to change the world around us when in reality He is interested in changing us. - Joe Stowell
Faith is putting God in every fill in the blank. Beth Moore
You canot amputate your history from your destiny. Beth Moore
Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character.Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny
“Perhaps Today.” Unknown
Then I'll see your face
I know I'm finally yours
I find everything I thought I lost before
You call my name
I come to you in pieces
So you can make me whole
-Red
It's not the promises we have faith in, it's the One who made the promises we have faith in. - Pastor G. Mark Denyes
Faith is not a feeling, it's a choice. - Unknown
Divine delays are not the same as divine denials. - Pastor G. Mark Denyes
The body tells us something is wrong through pain. The Spirit tells us something is wrong through guilt. Don't ignore either. - Pastor G. Mark Denyes
What we do not need is great faith, but great faith in a great God. - Pastor Brian Talso
I asked for health that I might do greater things; I was given infirmity that I might do better things.
I asked God for strength that I migt achieve; I was made weak that I might learn to obey.
I asked for riches that I might be happy; I was given poverty to be wise.
I asked for power and praise of men; I was given weakness to sense my need of God.
I asked for all things that I might enjoy life; I was given life that I might enjoy all things.
I got nothing I asked for but everything I hoped for; in spite of myself, my prayers were answered- I am among all men most richly blessed.
Yes, God always gives us what's best for us.
- Richard De Haan".
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