Christopher Bruno:  

Its been a long arduous journey these last twenty years¿.After enlisting in the French Foreign Legion after High School, roaming the desserts of northern Africa was just not suitable for me. After a near death tussle with the famous African snapping cactus I was forced to spend the next several month¿s recuperating behind a mosquito net in Ethiopia. While the natives nursed me back to health I was able to become affluent in the ancient Ethiopian alphabet and decided to bring this knowledge back with me to the states. Shortly after returning I was able to land a teaching position with a small mid-west school in Omaha Nebraska that was looking to teach these skills to a mostly white student base. Unfortunately the students there were unable to comprehend the complexities of the language and I was serendipitously let go. Having little money and an old beat up Mercury Pacer I decided to head south and head for the land called Meheeco (Mexico for you laymen¿s) It was shortly after arriving there that I was fortunate enough to get a position working in one of the local sweatshops, hand folding socks and underwear earning approximately $3.75 per month. Based on living costs at the time, I was able to secure a cozy back alley closet with a stunni...Expand for more