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ld I do with half a turkey? cousin Ron: You could make soup - put it in a big crock pot, simmer for a while... Aunt Bev: Right, like I have a big crock pot. Uncle Keith: She has a big crack pot. (group singing Alanis Morisette's "Ironic"): All: "It's like meeting the man of your dreams...and then meeting his beautiful wife." Meg: Except that's not ironic, really...that's just a challenge. (song begins on radio) Me: Is this....who is this? Lydwin: Michael Jackson. Me: I thought so! But I've never heard this song before. Lydwin: It's pretty old. I think he was still black. Regarding Michaelangelo's David: "you can see really far up his urethra." ~Audrey "That's the good thing about the States...you can get your drugs delivered." ~A "Where's the garbage donkey when you need one?" ~Jessy "I'm quite the seamstress." ~Ryan "I love Tom Waits. He's the perfect amount of crazy." ~meine schwester "It's weird walking next to you and not being used as a crutch." ~Brad to me, the day after Picnic Day "What! Moses was born in a far-away land?!? Moses should have been born in the CENTER OF JUDAISM.....Greece!!" ~Clark, during a game of Civilization IV Me: "Okay, pick a number one through four." Randy: "yellow!"".