Craig Enz:  

CLASS OF 1985
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Brick Memorial High SchoolClass of 1985
Brick, NJ

Craig's Story

Craig is from West Freehold, New Jersey. Craig was widowed in 2013. Craig's schools include Brick Memorial High School. Craig later attended Starfleet Academy - United Federation of Planets (Advanced Transdimensional Matter Movement, Warp Drive Technology), University of Northern New Jersey· (Doctor of Science, Advanced Quantum Particle Physics), Edward J. Bloustein School of Planning & Public Policy, Rutgers University. Craig works(ed) at Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey. Music Craig likes includes Sarah Brightman, Ray Charles, Pink Floyd. Books Craig likes include War Of The Worlds, Slaughterhouse-Five. Movies Craig likes include Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. TV shows Craig likes include The Man in the High Castle, Doctor Who, The X-Files. One of Craig...Expand for more
's favorite quotes is:"It's a great world, even if you are just looking at it for comedy purposes. - Will Rogers "To be is to do." - Socrates "To do is to be." - Jean-Paul Sartre "Do be do be do." - Frank Sinatra “The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”―Philip José Farmer, writing under the pseudonym Kilgore Trout in “Venus on the Half-Shell” (1974) "People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable." -P.J. O'Rourke". More about Craig:"I am a voracious reader and firearms enthusiast who happens to enjoy building model cars and aircraft. I regard most "activists" as I would a toddler with a soiled diaper. They'll scream about an issue, convinced that we should all care about it, howl for change, yet never actually come up with a viable solution to the problem.".
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Yearbooks

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1981 Yearbook
Brick Memorial High School
BRICK, NJ
Reunions
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Sep 4, 2010
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Jul 3, 2008
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...so there's this.
A beer in one hand, a machete in the other, and the cigar was lit like a boss with a blowtorch. What could go wrong?
My niece Brooke, who just graduated from the police academy, and my niece Kara, who is as sweet in person as she looks. I love these young ladies like they were my own daughters.
I thought this was hilarious.
Oh yeah.
While I usually find online AssFacebook profile analysis algorithms to be a steaming pile of horseshit, I have to agree with this one.
Sadly, I was not the Powerball winner last night. Anissa asked, "What would you do with all that money?" I'd buy a fucking tank. And go for a drive. In rush hour traffic.
Met the coolest dude EVER yesterday. The guy is 95, flew with the 8th Air Force, 482nd Bomb Group in WWII as a bombardier and B-17 driver. Those who know me, know that this man is one of my few boyhood heroes still alive. W
The colander keeps those pesky mind-controlling radio waves out.
Made from people...for people.
Christmas Mayhem with Uncle Craiggie #5: Sorry, Little Morty, but some thug busted a cap in Santa's ass during a sleighjacking in Detroit. Detroit sucks.
Today's installment of Uncle Craiggie's Christmas Mayhem, #17: Santa eats a LOT of cookies and drinks a LOT of milk on Christmas Eve. The Big Man is lactose intolerant, so he spends most of Christmas Day here. Maybe you ki
Uncle Craiggie's Christmas Mayhem #18: It was the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER when Ralphie got that cool AR-15 instead of a crappy BB gun. He had finally found a way to vent his frustrations.
Uncle Craiggie's Christmas Mayhem #20: ...he sees you when you're sleeping, because he slipped a Valium into your eggnog. Ladies, don't drink ANYTHING at Bill Cosby's Christmas party.
Christmas Mayhem with Uncle Craiggie #21: What seemed like such a good family gift idea turned tragic at the Schart residence over an argument about who would get the last bowl of bread pudding. Two are critically wounded
More Christmas Mayhem with Uncle Craiggie, #23: A rather dim-witted superhero, Superman crams the Big Man down a chimney that's just a wee bit too small. Santa's rotting corpse is discovered a few weeks later.
Christmas Mayhem with Uncle Craiggie #24: Santa was certainly not going to be dropping off any smokes for those lousy Krauts or Japs because of all the times they had sent flak his way. Santa was a little shell shocked aft
Final installment of Christmas Mayhem with Uncle Craiggie: Santa despaired because absolutely nobody was well behaved this year. The Big Man had been downsized.
Taking a ride on the ferry.
See? In the 1950s, everyone knew that vegetables were no good for you. And we were fighting Communism.
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