Craig Malaer:
CLASS OF 1987
Warren High SchoolClass of 1987
Downey, CA
Craig's Story
Life
A lot has changed. In class I used to stare at that sagging part of the teachers arm as she wrote on the board and was riveted to the extent I could not pay attention to the lesson. This caused me great concern so I looked on a website that listed fetishes and found out I have them all. I go to counseling for it but all I do is stare at her feet the whole time. In my spare time I like to translate ethnic slurs to refugees entering the US for the first time; I knit custom car seat doilies and matching kleenex box covers for the elderly and Chinese; and I customize more lifelike rescuci-annie manikins for OB-GYN CPR courses. I like latex and halloween to me is like Christmas to a child. I slept through my last literary adventure.
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ually Im fairly normal and stable. From when you knew me Ive developed just like any normal manbecoming a loving father, a caring husband, a hard worker, a concerned spouse, a disgruntled employee, a rock in the path of a martial stream, a crazed single madman reliving his teens, an ex-high-tech worker with 6 months severance and a bartending job, a caring boyfriend, a smart worker, and a loving father.I live in San Francisco now. Id kill to be a teacher, but would die of starvation, so I coach and stay involved with the kids school. I went to college and got a graduate degree and now I swing a hammer; Im so my fathers son. In an effort use my academic training I use trigonometry to build a house but all the other boys tease me.
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