Dan Giordano:  

Life Biography I always wanted to be a writer but was discouraged by teachers who told me I had bad penmanship. I chose instead to pursue my second love; the medical field. As a child I felt sure I would become a great surgeon. I practiced for my career by wearing disposable shoes and removing appendix from library books, but it was not to be. I was dismissed from medical school my first semester for refusing to wash my hands. (I hated getting them wet) My next ambition was food service... As a child we were poor, I didn't have a nickel to my name, the kids all taunted me and called my nickel-less. Still I craved attention, I was 1st assistant class clown in my freshman year, by junior year I was elected president of the wrong crowd. I had other allocates but I have been cautioned not to digress... As time went by I grew older, soon people began to recognize my keen ability for the absurd. Like the day my boss called me in his office and called me Goofy, I remember...Expand for more