Mary Payne:
CLASS OF 1987
Henry County High SchoolClass of 1987
Mcdonough, GA
Walton High SchoolClass of 1988
Marietta, GA
Mary's Story
Life
After school I found myself at loose ends, so traveled to Nepal, where I got work at a lamasery in Yak Maintenance. I quickly forged an alliance with the yaks, and achieved the status of Prima Assoluta Yak Trainer in an unprecedented 4 months. Then we decided to say goodbye to the not-so-cruel world of the lamasery, and ran off in the night in a crowded and oderiferous '72 Chevy Van. We joined the circus in Ulaan Bator Mongolia, where as Outstanding Mary and Her Rockin' Wonder Yaks, we were quite popular. However, after a highly-improbable accident involving an umbrella, the bearded lady, and a lot of...Expand for more
blue ink, we found it expedient to leave in our gamy and decrepit Chevy van, now painted purple metal flake for entertainment and insurance purposes.
The yaks, who wanted to settle down, picked a place on a spinning globe by pointing their hooves. Fortuitously, they picked Georgia.
All right. That all might not have happened as such. I'm just lousy at writing bios.
I live in preternaturally pretty Madison Georgia with my daughter and five cats. I like my job. I write. I think. I do stuff. I'm all in all pretty happy. Although actually yak-free. I'll fiddle with this later; it's subject ot change.
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