Daniel Galli:
CLASS OF 1989
Platt Regional Vocational TechnicalClass of 1989
Milford, CT
Daniel's Story
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Well, not too long ago I was infected with a mysterious plague which caused high fever, chills lack of higher motor functions. Shortly after contracting this disease, it came from a bite wound, I died.
Not one for giving into the established norms, I came back from the dead. It isn't really all that bad except for the neverending hunger for human flesh. Oh, and of course the rotting of my body.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. Right after high school I travelled to another dimension via a break in the space/time fabric of the universe accidentally caused by hooking up my satellite dish to the toaster and running that through my PC ( nice job Microsoft ). Upon entering this alternate universe I was hunted by a race of humanoid planets called the Ficus. You see when I entered this str...Expand for more
ange place I mistakenly ate thier leader, thinking it was lettuce for my salad. This didn't sit too well with them.
There was a terrible battle and eventually I won. I mean they are plants how hard could it be?
Sadly though, I was unable to completely close the portal I'd created, it is still open just slightly. This small opening allows horrendous evil to spill through from time to time. So you can blame global warming and the rise of overweight people on me. Yes, the Burger king Whopper you've just eaten isn't cow at all, but a giant spiderlike creature from an alternate universe the Burger King corporation is harvesting as a cheap form of food.
Anyway, I've said too much as it is, for knowledge of the dark and dreadful things which surround us would surely drive you all mad.
Sorry about that.
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