David Collins:
CLASS OF 1967
Lakeville High SchoolClass of 1967
Otisville, MI
David's Story
David is from Columbiaville, Michigan. David's schools include LakeVille High School. David later attended Michigan State University (B.A. - English Lit. / minors in social science and psychology) . Attended Asbury Theological Seminary (Mastor of Divinity), and Ashland Theological Seminary (Doctor of Ministry program). David worked at The United Methodist Church. Retired in 2009.
One of David's favorite quotes is:"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
Whatever hits the fan will NOT be evenly distributed.
(from H. Eddie Fox, World Methodist leader)
â âCentristsâ take middle-of-the-road positionsâ¦but the only things in the middle of the road are dead skunks!â
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all..
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water .
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to bec...Expand for more
ome a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without .
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job .
No one has more driving ambition than the person who wants to buy a car.
There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket..
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Yugo.
After a certain age , if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.".
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