David Parrott:
CLASS OF 1989
C.E. King High SchoolClass of 1989
Houston, TX
David's Story
Life
Hi, my name is David. My middle name is Milton, so the man I am cheating on my wife with calls me "Millie Dear".
I am a cheap guy. I use women to support my lazy life style. I pretend to work at O'Neal as a janitor.
I made my ex-wife work in a topless bar two months after she gave birth because I am lazy and like to spend money on cheap beer and hookers.
She divorced me and then I married a dumb blond. I have lousy cre...Expand for more
dit and blow my $$ on stupid stuff. She makes a lot of $$ and now I live in a new house and drive around in a new Ford Explorer. She is even helping me to try to screw my ex-wife out of $$ so that I don't have to pay my car note.
In all, I'm a loser who gets away with stuff because of my big-you-know-what.
My wife loves my smelly body odor. After I use the bathroom, it must be aired out for a week to be safe for human conditions.
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