David Gardner:
CLASS OF 1989
Dorman High SchoolClass of 1989
Spartanburg, SC
David's Story
I went into the Air Force (stationed in UK) for a couple of years right out of High School. Came back and after a few years and ended up getting into IT while I put 4 years into North Greenville College. Got married when I was 24, and shortly we moved to Louisville, KY. Lived there for a couple of years then moved to Omaha, NE, where we spent several years. There, became the webmaster/programmer at a small software company and worked there for about 4 years. After, I moved on to contract work in a few neighboring states. In 2004, I took an opening in Greensboro, NC and we moved back to the Carolinas. I was glad to be home. Spent a couple of years there, then moved to Raleigh, where we are currently. I'm working in the RTP.
Who am I? Well, I don't really have time right now to compress my identity into words, so I'll just paste in some info from one of those social sites:
Activities:
snowboarding, disc golf, dating my hot wife, geocaching, shooting sports, eating, digital photography
Interests:
rifles, shotguns, pistols, biscuits, grits, chocolate chip cookies, Easy Cheese, barbeque
Favorite Music:
R&B, Rock, Bluegrass, Country, Classical, Blues, Some Jazz, Gospel
Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, Sledge Hammer, Ninja Warrior, UFC/Ultimate Figher, Biker Build-Off, Build or Bust, Mythbusters, King of the Hill, Good Eats, American Idol, The Tick, Dog Whisperer, The Soup, Saturday Night Live, House, Rules of Engagement
Favorite Movies:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag...Expand for more
on, Bruce Lee Flicks, Kung Fu Hustle, Matrix, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Wedding Singer, Princess Bride, Kill Bill, Blazing Saddles, Dodgeball, Talledega Nights (Ricky Bobby), The Ladies Man, Zoolander, Mystery Men, Arnold Schwartzenegger's Earlier Movies, Rambo series, Jet Li Flicks, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Gladiator, Daredevil, Fantastic Four, Strange Brew, Top Secret, Once Upon a Time in China I & II
Favorite Books:
Apologetic works
Some Sci-Fi
The kinds with secret compartments cut out of them for handguns.
Favorite Quotes:
"Alright, let's not get into why I always do what I do. It's never productive." - Jeff Bingham (Rules of Engagement)
"I am just a middle management ox plodding in the poop of the beast in front of me." - Kahn Supanusanpone
Satchel: "Bucky? There's an eyeball floating in my smoothie..." Bucky: "Sweet. Make a wish!"
"Hank, It's 3AM and someone invades your home. You don't have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?" -- Dale Gribble
"This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!" -- Dale Gribble
"Toughness oozes from me like Clearasil on picture day" -- Bucky Katt
"Courage is being scared to death, but saddled up anyway." -- John Wayne
"I am bloated with steamy wondrousness. My poetry is not so much written as it is excreted." -- Bucky Katt
"That thing is called a 'boss.' His job is to identify systems that are inefficient and make them our new standards." -- Dilbert's Alice
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