Dell Belger:  

ve? How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?". More about Dell:"I'm A country boy married to my beautiful wife Sandi. I love restoring antiques and working in my shop. I enjoy the outdoors and can't get enough of it.".