Derek France:
CLASS OF 1991
James Fowler High SchoolClass of 1991
Calgary, AB
Derek's Story
Derek is from Peace River, Alberta, Canada. Derek's schools include James Fowler High School. Derek works(ed) at The City Of Calgary, Petland.
Music Derek likes includes Military Wives Choir, Vanessa Cardui, Corb Lund. Books Derek likes include Bernard Cornwell, David Weber, Patrick O'Brian. TV shows Derek likes include Stargate SG-1, Hell On Wheels, How I Met Your Mother.
One of Derek's favorite quotes is:""If at first you don't succeed, pull your foreskin over your head (pronounced heed)" - Old Scottish parable.
"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson.
"I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde.
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from som...Expand for more
e form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown.
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields.
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams.
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" - Homer Simpson
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates.
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: 'Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.' Churchill's reply: 'Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
"Lord, give me the strength to put up with the people who are going to piss me off today. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they really pissed me off twice."
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams (Mostly Harmless)".
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