Eric Byrd:
CLASS OF 1988
John Burroughs High SchoolClass of 1988
Burbank, CA
Eric's Story
Where to start...After graduation I was recruited by the CIA and embedded as an operative in the sleepy little fishing village of Langfang, China. Not the brightest move by our government as many of you may recall, I am a 6'4" caucasian. I was rooted out the the locals rather quickly and had to make my way out of the counrty by way of Mongolia, Russia, Latvia, Lithuiana, Turkey, Greece, France, Great Britian and finally home...all on foot. Once back in the U.S. I Attempted several business ventures, the most promising of which was a device that compacted sugar into pyramids. On the eve of my unveiling, I recieved a visit from the Domino Sugar "Executives" during which, they busted up my machine and chemically damaged my sweet sen...Expand for more
sing taste buds. (Hence the premature aging.) After that I dabbled a bit in the perfoming arts. Won raves from my legion of fan for my performance of Hanibal Lechter in a commercial for a Quick Oil Change establishment. I now have a wonderful wife who obviously has taken pity on my soul and allowed me to harvest two of her eggs for an experiment involving Osmond DNA. We now have two beautiful daughters that can't sing or dance, but have the most beautiful teeth!
At this time the DNC has relocated us to Florida in the hopes of affecting the outcome of the next Presidential election. I pass the time attempting to divert approaching hurricanes by adding hypercooled elephant urine to the gulf stream.
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