Fred Snider:  

Hiyas! Put my name in YouTube to find my 3 stupid/funny Rock videos, & check out the 2 other links there. My Free Lyrics has lots of other songs of all types, including funny karaoke parodies, kind of like Weird Al, & the little red g+ square takes you to the link for my Incredible Stories. Even if no one believes them, they're still fun. If any of you know any real musicians who can polish the songs up & sell them, you can make a lot of money. Or sell them on websites like Craigslist. Part 2 --- Careful! This might freak you out, but I can prove all that I say. Who Am I Really? Short answer: Quite possibly thee single most important personage in the history of all humanity. They say that one man can change the world, but not many truly believe that. Just the same, every once in a while, one pops up & does just that. I could quite possibly be the next. Obviously, none of the others have solved all of our Planet's problems, & not many even imagined that they could. Many have made major & minor improvements, but I went for the whole enchilada, & found Total Solutions that are simple, quick, & permanent. No other seeker seems to have ever been able to perceive them, because they prove to be extremely esoteric, or mysteriously hidden. I prove able to provide many exclusive, enlightened insights. Part of it deals with the Bibles, but strictly as a Book, not as a religious notion. The Book does exist, no matter how It came to be, who or what created It, how It was altered over the centuries, whether It is true or not, or any other excuse many use to ignore it. The part that appears to resemble my life proves to be coming true today, in a scientifically-provable way, & I challenge any & all authorities who disagree to polite debate. So another answer could be: A modern-day Biblical character. Many claim to actually be expecting one, in the form of a long-hair on a cloud, which they would instantly accept, despite the fact that verses in the Bible clearly contrast that idea. I provided a lot of information on myself in most of the categories of my Classmates profile. I do not seek, nor even accept, any profit, power, or glory for my work along these lines, & no one must conform, accept, or even believe to benefit. It's not like anyone else even imagines. No new religion. I used to sit in History class, & wonder what it would be like to accomplish something so outstanding, that schoolkids would have to memorize your middle name, hundreds of years later. I saw that so many suffered so much ignorant scoffing, before finally being accepted, then taken for granted, like Edison, Ford, & the Wrights, so I decided not to even try. Little did I realize that I was Destined, 1000's of years ago, & stuck with it anyway, whether I liked it or not. I found out in 1979, & have had to sit helplessly by, while witnessing decades of needless suffering, as all of the people who cried for help, ignored my offers, & denied me a fair trial, before passing blind judgments that I must be insane, & not worthy of their time. Of course, I can't blame any of them, as: #1) I do fully realize how preposterous it sounds, & #2) The Powers That Be prove to keep it "hidden". So all I can do is keep on trying, & wait for the 'veil' to be lifted. Fanatics ignore evidence. I do not. I very carefully consider opposing evidence, but none seem to ever even offer any. I cannot deny or defy the evidence, so I deal with it. Many who know me, don't really know about all of this, as I try not to risk offending anyone, or upsetting them like a Jim Jones / David Koresh wannabe. Most trust me with their kids, cars, cash, homes, secrets, & more, so I must be doing something right, as I do see them avoid weirdos. I tried to get mental experts to give me the MMPI-2, a complex evaluation, but they refuse to allow it, or ...Expand for more